Where is The Blade?
Is he in one of these cars? Is he huddled in a snow cave? Is he at the DIA in a broom closet with a flight attendant using only the best kind of friction to keep warm? If anyone has any information on the current whereabouts of The Blade, please respond. The Blade, if you can somehow access this, know that we have teams of search and rescue professionals tracking your location and they are on their way with food and supplies. Keep your cell phone on even if you don't have service, because we can track you through the GPS. Most importantly, stay where you are! Do not leave whatever shelter you might have until our rescue personnel are in place, unless you are going to get some from a hot flight attendant or other airport employee. Stay strong, be brave, and wear a rubber. Godspeed.
posted by nord at 4:49 PM
3 Comments:
the cell phone is losing power. I am gonna try and move on...i am down to a few beers and should be able to make it eventually, don't give up hope. i am not gonna make the solstice party. or christmas. if there is anything to do tuesday night in Btown, it must be found. that is the only thing that keeps me going in these dark times...i must go on...for the sake of mankind...i must...go...on
i actually got re-routed to los angeles, i am shacking up with adriana lima for the holidays. although brazilian, she still has the holiday spirit. the endless sex has weakened me and i do not know if i will make my connection to billings. i will continue to ride her until i cannot go on. I must go now and save my strength.
We have definitely missed The Blade these past few nights... the flowing Holiday Cheer would have emboldened him like the Spinach strengthens Popeye.
Has The Blade ruled out flying here himself? Has his prolonged sobriety weakened him to the point where he is unable to fly vertically - arms stretched out in front?
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